OFF-Crime™ — Spoof & Co

Serial No. 404 · 2025 Archive Release

They tried to clone the blueprint.
Borrowed the name, the look, the language — assuming the soul was transferable.
But conviction can’t be counterfeited. Hunger isn’t licensable.

This is the return of the original.
Pulled from the archives, stripped of distortion, and rebuilt by the hands that authored it first. Before imitation became industry. Before the script was public.

This isn’t retaliation.
It’s repossession.

Spoof & Co returns to its rightful owners — not redesigned, only restored. Every gram of steel carries the weight of proof. We don’t chase credit. We collect it.

OFF-Crime™
Serial No. 404 · 2025